I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I want to be your penis for a week.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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