Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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