No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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