just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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