I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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Do I have a choice?
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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