I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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