So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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