Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize
