Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
