My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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