careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Are we still banned from the library?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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