You were right. It hurts to walk today.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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