So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize