Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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