i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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