I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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