I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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