It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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