YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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