nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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