stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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