D3 body, D1 cock
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I have aggressive nipples.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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