how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Fuck appropriateness.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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