I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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