Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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