What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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