Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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