This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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