Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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