So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Boobs are out for the taking
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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