Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
The ass gains better be worth it
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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