yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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