Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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