just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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