I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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