I don't remember. Are we still dating?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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