btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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