remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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