ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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