Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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