I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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