Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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