Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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