Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
We don't watch enough power rangers
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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