sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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