stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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