i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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