Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Are we still banned from the library?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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