I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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