You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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