I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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