They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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