I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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