can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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