Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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