i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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